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#LolRoflmaoPmsl There are 3 dogs in a veterinarian clinic: a Poodle, a Chihuahua, and a Great Dane.
The poodle asks the Chihuahua,” What are you in here for?” The Chihuahua says,” Well usually I’m a good dog…but I have a huge problem with my mail man. I don’t know why, I just always have to bite him, and I gave him a serious injury. So… they’re going to put me to sleep today. What are you here for?” he asks the poodle.
The poodle says, “Well usually I’m a pretty good dog, but my owners son always sticks his finger in my food while I’m eating. And when he does that…I just got to bite him I don’t know why. And I really hurt him. So there going to put me to sleep today.”
The two dogs look at the Great Dane, and the Great Dane is like 20 times bigger than them. And they ask,” DAMN MAN!!! What are you in here for? You never see Great Danes in the pound.” And the Great Dane says,” Awwww, you guys wouldn’t believe me if I told you.” And they said, “JUST TELL US!”
So the Great Dane says, “Well usually I’m a pretty good dog, but you see I have like the hottest owner in the world. She’s a beautiful woman with a HOT RACK and SEXY ASS. One day when she got out of the shower, she bent over to get a towel. When she did, I totally lost all self-control. So I mounted her and started GOING AT IT!!!”
The two dogs say, “DAMN MAN!!! So they’re going to put you to sleep too huh???” And the Great Dane replies, “HELL NO, I’M JUST HERE TO GET MY NAILS TRIMMED!” -
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#Limerick There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
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Mr…
Mr…
Do you remember when you made me smile instead of cry?
Did you forget about all those late nights and all the laughs we shared?
Remember the way you used to hold me close and kiss me goodbye when you left?
I wont forget the first time you held my hand
I cant forget the movie that changed everything
I will always remember everything you showed me about myself
Please don’t forget about the feelings we shared
Please don’t forget about the times we cared
Please don’t forget about me
I won’t forget about you
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I look into your glittering eyes,and I see the reflection of everything I am.
You make me speechless and I want to stay in your eyes forever.
Your beauty shocks me,I can’t believe you’re in my life.
Caramel lips and shotgun thighs, voice like a lustful dream,flesh of purest milky cream.
Something so delicate, yet so far away.
Something so beautiful, but hidden away.
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Mr… I know.
My heart is broken.
But I can’t let you know that.
Nor can I let you go.
At random parts of the day I start shaking
From the tears…that you left me
People gave me hope
People gave me doubt.
I feel like an idiot,
To let my heart break.
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Mr… I got lost in those midwest blue’s like so many before me, how can someone with eyes as blue as yours hold so many secrets?
I wish when i had the chance i had traded your baby blue’s for his wide eyed browns, maybe then this wouldnt be the fucked up mess it is. Maybe he wouldnt hate me for what i did,and i wouldnt hate part of you for being the cause.
I miss the sweet midwest guy i met, i know he is still in there somewhere. The dream is still alive and i know you feel it too, i just havnt got the strength in my bones to do what needs to be done
I will always be sorry.
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#FML! Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I started to stroke it a little.
An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted “I’d like to stroke your pussy too!”
FML -
 I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we’re really not that different, me and you.
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